how can u be prego again
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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