If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Boobs are out for the taking
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
