so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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