I could have mohawked her pubes.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize