Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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