I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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