If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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