I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Green mimosas i think yes
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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