Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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