Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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