How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
