she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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