My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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