idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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