My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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