Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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