I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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