I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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