Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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