do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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