just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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