was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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