Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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