Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i will never coherently bang her
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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