When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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