That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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