I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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