yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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