You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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