He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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