What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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