He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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