I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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