This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
