Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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