party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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