am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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