I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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