Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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