But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
