so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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