But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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