we have officially lost it.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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