let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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