i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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