everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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