Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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