you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Shame is for Republicans.
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