sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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