i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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